Flavorful water, et cetera (Quotes by me)

"Flavor enhancing minerals?! How can you enhance the flavor of water? Water shouldn't be flavorful, it is just wetness."

"I am not crying because of the book; the book is just letting me cry."

"I act against tanning in the deliberate ways that some people act to keep up with it."

"Many things scare some people, and some things scare many people"

"Not having a reason to say 'no' is not a good enough reason to say 'yes'."

"I do not want a 'babe get me another beer' relationship; I want a 'honey will you pour me a glass of wine' relationship"

"...what are you talking about? no!...no, i dont use people. haha. haha."